OH NO!!! 

I DON’T BELIEVE IT!!!

The Mother in Law’s old jalopy has dripped dirty old oil on our brand new driveway !!

Now what on earth can I do about this mess ?  we hear you ask

Get your Crikey Mikey to hand, we say !

Yes our famous Crikey Mikey Slick Slurp has been specially developed just for you. It ain’t cheap though, don’t think it is – but what is cheap that works well these days?

This ‘Magical Formulation’ will sort the problem. 

Manufactured from Billions of friendly  bacteria which love to eat oil have been hand reared in a secret hideaway on the side of a gorgeous Welsh mountain side landscape with a meandering stream running through, luscious green meadows in the foreground, birds singing in the trees – oh sorry I’m getting carried away. You don’t want to hear how it has taken 5 years and huge expense to develop Slick Slurp to be the BEST IN THE UK do you? Maybe you do – well you can read about it on the instruction label when you’ve bought one. 

Crikey Mikey Slick Slurp! Oily Crud Remover was developed to naturally clean oil from places like driveway, paving or wherever else you find an oil patch. AND IT REALLY WORKS!!